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I deleted with no response and/or blocked the egregious time-wasters. Among the fastest ways to get frustrated from online dating is engaging with individuals who don't match the standards of what you're looking for. If a man contacted me who appeared otherwise cute/smart/fine but said he wasn't looking for a serious relationship or wasn't kinky, I 'd send him a polite note back that I was flattered he wrote me but I did not believe we'd work out. Guys who were merely egregiously not what I was looking for just got ignored. For example,I'm 27 and my profile expressly stated that I was looking for guys under age 35. I guess it's possible that some 39-year old and I might have found everlasting love, but I wanted to date someone close to my very own age. That did not stop more than a few guys in their late 30s, 40s and even 50s from contacting me. Why, I don't know. But I simply deleted or blocked them without apology. And no, I am not sorry.

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